Check out these cheeky, vintage-inspired microfibre housewarming tea towels! Not only are they super soft and ultra-absorbent, but they also come with a dash of dark humour. One reads, "Don’t Make Me Poison You," featuring a charming retro housewife holding a pie, while the other boldly asks, "Does this towel smell like chloroform to you?"
 
These quirky designs are sure to get a laugh in the kitchen or make a fun and unique gift for friends with a sense of humour. Perfect for drying dishes, wiping spills, or simply adding a little sass to your space, these towels are made from durable, quick-drying microfibre, ensuring they’ll stay fresh and fabulous for ages. Get your set today and add a bit of mischief to your everyday chores!